Saturday, 25 May 2013

ALL-INCLUSIVE/RESORT HOTELS


If you are looking for a 'quiet' holiday then these hotels are best avoided.  Earlier this year I went to Cuba for a week - the hotel was 'all inclusive'.  This is fine if you like cheap booze, mediocre food and lots of noise around the pool, including SHOWTIME in the evening usually with ear-drum splitting music.

I have just returned from a similar holiday in Crete.  This turned out to be a 'Resort' with two hotels.  There are several pools (including an Olympic sized one), free cheap booze, very mediocre food (my lunch often consisted of salad and chips).  I went in May because I didn't want to be surrounded by children.  During the first week there were a few groups of children, most of whom were left to run wild in the hotel until their parents wanted to go to bed - 11.00 p.m.-ish.  The second week we were inundated with babies and toddlers - again kept up until parents wanted to go to bed.  And, of course, all of these parents wondered why their children were whiny and miserable and full of tantrums!

As I was with a well known tour company for the over 60s, you can imagine how we all enjoyed our stay.

My feeling is that these all-inclusive hotels/resorts attract people who like to get thoroughly pissed on cheap booze and like a lot of noise - in fact make a lot of it themselves.

Anyone for Butlins?

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